HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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roses are red poo is poo

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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