Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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