- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

knock knock who's there? hope

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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