What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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