Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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