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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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