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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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