A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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