An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Women's rights

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Your mother just died.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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