Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Guess what What

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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