- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

who is really lanky? james cornish

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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