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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Knock, knock. Come in.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

stinky boner

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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