- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I'm Polish.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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