- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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