- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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