What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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