- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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