- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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