roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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