- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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