If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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