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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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