What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Fat? Jesse Z

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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