- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

pull my finger (farts)