Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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