- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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