- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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