- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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