Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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