What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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