- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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