What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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