- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

I literally died laughing

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

No antijoke here.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what is 3+3= 8

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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