Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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