- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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