What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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