what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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