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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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