- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

knock knock go away!!!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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