- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

salad days!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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