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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A man walks into a vagina

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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