Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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