- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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