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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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