What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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