- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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