- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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