Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Anti Joke

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