So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did john say to bob Hey bob

i have yougurt mit traktor

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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