- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Knock Knock. Doors open

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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