Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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