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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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