how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A dog was barking at a tree

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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