- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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