Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Whats two plus two Four!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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