Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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