- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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