- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A fat guy!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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