Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Eric is gay Ha

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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