your mama so old, shes dead.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

This is an anti- joke

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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