What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

poo

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Justin Beiber

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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