- Anti Joke

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what's funny about war? nothing!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him