- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

You having friends.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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