- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what is big and white? Your Mom

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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