- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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