- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

WOw you have no life

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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