Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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