Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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