- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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