justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats 1+1? window!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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