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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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