what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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