- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Take part of what?

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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