- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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