yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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