you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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