who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why dont they make black forks

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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