What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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