- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

taking out the trash... at night

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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