- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

field day?

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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