- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

I'm Coming

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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