Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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