What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Immigration Laws

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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read me write me

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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