- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mom is so old she died

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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