A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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