Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Turkey Balls

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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