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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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